Miss me? Probably not so much but its been a crazy year what with winning a kickball championship, (yep trying to live those old glory days aka Al Bundy style that never really came to fruition), changing jobs (for some reason my blog doesn’t help me pay bills), and just general life.So I had to stay away for a while.
However, I am back and “this time it’s for real.” Two points for anyone who actually gets that reference? Anyone……..anyone? Nope crickets. Anyways it’s from Bud Bowl…remember Bud Bowl?..man that was awesome. You know how to fix the stupid Superbowl Halftime Show? Bud Bowl..the entire halftime…I really don’t care to see Katy Perry prancing around like an idiot, lip synching the whole time, and nip slipping all over the stage (not that that’s a bad thing, but you see the kind of thing I’m getting at). Anyways, back to Bud Bowl..they could do so much more with it now with some sweet CGI effects and all kinds of different brands of beer that INBEV owns.
Anyhow, that brings me to another point. I know I’m moving from tangent to tangent here but I’m excited and this is what happens when I get excited, I ramble…and usually ramble angrily. Anyways, so this past weekend I’m down in Nashville enjoying myself (no not that way you sickos). I’m taking in some adult beverages with some friends at a bar, and the Cardinals game happened to be on…anyways, they are losing and so I am a little bit on edge but still I’m minding my own business while also yelling at the tv. Apparently, the douchebag sitting next to me picked up on the fact that I was a Cardinals fan. Actually he didn’t because the firs question out of his mouth was “UHHHH, you a cardinals fan?”
Me: Sorry for what? All the winning? (ok yes kind of douchey for me to say…but he angered me while i was minding my own business, and i had had a few adult beverages)
Douchebag: I work at Anheuser-Busch.
There are two things wrong with Douchebag’s last statement…not even taking into account the fact that he said “sorry” in a derogatory tone to a complete stranger at a bar. Seriously who does that? Anyways…1. What does working at Anheuser Busch have to do with anything? Because Anheuser Busch was headquartered in Saint Louis? I dunno…i don’t get the correlation. 2.) Anhesuer-Busch doesn’t really exist anymore. I mean yes in name it is now called AB INBEV but let’s get real, it s a foreign owned company now and it is not even close to what it used to be.
Anyways, that’s my story. Sorry for the rambling, and the whole not really talking about sports entry..but I promise to be better. I have a lot to deal with…The cardinals are down 3-1 in the series and may get eliminated tonight. Plus I never know when the next complete stranger is going to come up to me and voice his displeasure in the weirdest way that I am a cardinals fan.